hahaz..changed my blog skin AGAIN..previous one again not satisfied.Hope my current skin is to u guys liking!!!

ok, i'm gonna show you sth sick which i ripped frm someone's blog:Enjoy!!!

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to first-grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What's 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"

Principal: "What's 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.

The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Harry both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four and I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but i do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: "what starts with a C and ends with a T, ishairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut"

The principal's eyes opens really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.

Ms Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then come out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum"

Ms Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer;
Harry: "Shake hands"

Ms Brooks: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions. Okay?"
Harry: "Yep."

Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." The principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Harry: "Wedding ring"

Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, i drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Harry: "Nose"

Ms Brooks: "I have s stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Harry: "Arrow."

Ms Brooks: "What word stars with 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and exitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."

haiz..today one of the most humiliating day of my life.Had to dance during P.E againj,this time it's a russian folk dance,lucky for me i dun havta be the "girl".After pe hav math then poa.after tat got assembly...walao the teacher in charge of the last presentaion vry de wat lor make us stay bak for so long...after assembly went to play wif xh table tennis after tt went home..
Tats de summary of my day today...

eesshh..another normal day at school.got bak our chem test paper today,could hav gotten de 2nd chem paper if not for the teacher haiz...spent abhout 1 n a half period scolding us scold until i sian almost slept

Whew...today first time play table tennis till so late.So tired..still havta do HW n study for test for tmr ...HAIZ....

Changed my skin again cuz the previous skin kinda look like a girl's skin....Hope my current skin is btr!!!!!!!!!!!

HI!!!!!!!!

Cr8ed my first blog today after about 3 hrs vry happy bout tt!!!